Caught it just in time.

Lord, Lord....
::sigh::

I thought that you were special. That you were different. That you weren't like the others. That the sand fleas of spammosity wouldn't darken your doors and portals of bloggerville.

I was wrong.

So, ya'll in like .20347 seconds I got slammed with so much spam that my head started to spin, and yes even though I do want my penis to be larger and the fact that I am looking forward to earning my degree online... those are of no consequence.

I had to enact the word verification on the comments.

But still... please, come sit awhile, enjoy... and spammers? You go to hell and you Die.